I absolutely empathize with this and have been considering stocking up on some stuff myself. I’m fortunate to live in an area where farmers markets thrive so I’m not terribly worried about things like produce, but the things needed to make vegetarian proteins (dry beans, TVP, rice) are on my “buy an apocalypse amount of extra” list for sure.

And I hope your toilet paper shortage plan involves installing a bidet if you don’t already have one, I LOVE mine and sing its praises to anyone who will listen. It’s just one of the toilet seat models that only connects to cold water, but it’s possibly the best $40 I’ve ever spent. It’s a lot easier to think “I’ll just start using flannels as TP” when I’m just patting dry!